The Big East As If Teams Were Beers

Georgetown is Bud Light Lime

Mar 22, 2013; Philadelphia, PA, USA; Georgetown Hoyas forward Aaron Bowen (23) forward Mikael Hopkins (3) guard Jabril Trawick (55) forward Otto Porter Jr. (22) and guard Markel Starks (5) watch as a Florida Gulf Coast Eagles players takes a technical during the second half during the second round of the 2013 NCAA tournament at the Wells Fargo Center. Florida Gulf Coast defeated Georgetown 78-68. Mandatory Credit: Howard Smith-USA TODAY Sports

The Georgetown Hoyas are a historical program. Every year, with nearly no exceptions, the program is ranked somewhere in the top-25 and find themselves in a position to make a deep run in the NCAA Tournament. Then, nearly with no exceptions, they get bounced early from the big dance despite how great they looked during the regular season.

Bud Light Lime, on the other hand, has a great taste. The first few beers you consume go down easier than you could have ever imagined. You just know it is going to be a good night after a few of these bad boys. Then, without exception, you get horrible, massive heart burn just when the night is about to get real good. The next morning will be a lesson in the world of drinking fancy beers. As in, fancy (anything that isn’t just beer) beers might taste great, but the end result is always disappointment.

Just like the Georgetown Hoyas.