Zero Souls Shocked as DePaul Ruins More Stuff

The DePaul Blue Demons are great at being bad. Like, you know, the opposite of good. In fact it could be said that the Blue Demons are so far away from being competent that they are closer to being atrocious. Oh, who am I kidding? DePaul is a gosh slam abomination of a basketball program. Really, I mean, keep cutting Oliver Purnell checks while claiming you care about winning and not just making cash money.

This isn’t about DePaul being bad at basketball, though. Everyone and their respective mothers already know that. This happens to be about the Blue Demons ruining other things in and around the city of Chicago.

According to the local Chicago CBS:

"The Metropolitan Pier and Exposition Authority is moving the Rees House to make way for the new DePaul University basketball arena and a new entertainment district planned near McCormick Place."

Now, wait for this…the article went on to say that at one point in time people were trying to save the Rees House because it should have been a city landmark.

So, um, the people have decided that a borderline landmark should be moved for the DePaul Blue Demons.

Friends, the end of the world is very near.