Steve Lavin Reportedly Going to Visit Skinny Italian Steph Curry Federico Mussini

Remember about a month ago when we posted an article lambasting people over horrible, uneducated opinions? Me either. Good thing we can use the Google Machine to find it here. Also, fortunately I guess, the person at the forefront of being compared to Steph Curry, Federico Mussini, is back in the news again.

This time, however, it isn’t because of some dude’s horrible attempts at pretending to know basketball. No, sir. This time it is because St. John’s Red Storm coach Steve Lavin is reportedly set to visit the Skinny Sensation (patent pending).

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According to Adam Zagoria, Lavin is headed to visit the Skinny Sensation (patent still pending) over the weekend. The Red Storm will have to deal with the fact that plenty of European teams will hurl large sums of money towards the general direction of Federico Mussin.

For those who may have forgotten — or were just too gosh slam lazy to click a link — Mussini is a rather highly thought of prospect that some people (by some people we mean batshit insane folks) think is the Italian equivalent of Steph Curry.

Nevertheless, this is where we currently are with the recruitment process of one Mr. Federico Mussini. Or, you know, the Skinny Sensation.

Wait, you have to file for a patent to pend?